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5 ideas for a summer staycation
This summer seems to be another one for the staycation. With only Iceland and Portugal... Oh, with only Iceland green and the costs of flights an accommodation going at a premium, enjoy these 5 ideas on these great shores. Come on, the weather's great, and you don't have a language barrier to get a pint.
SE.Asia's Top 10 food dares
'Are you full? No, me neither, let's order something little to fill the hole. Oh, I don't know you choose.' This is consent for you to order any of the top 10 in my eyes. But, as you are nice, follow it up with a beer chaser, or Thai whiskey, anything alcoholic to numb the memory. You'll look back on eating these delicacies and laugh one day. Right? Erm... No. For starters you've damaged a trusting relationship.
SE.Asia's Top 10 Workout's
Urgh, I don't want to go to the gym, it sucks. Hmm, why not fly as far away as possible and lose that extra weight through adventure and sheer terror. The thought of the perfect beach body and actual death is a real motivator. For quicker results, a dose of Bali belly before you go on your exercise routine will really help. It's not what you put in, it's how many ends things can come out in Asia. You pumped?? Thought so.. Let get to it!
New Zealand's Top 10 Adrenaline Rushes
New Zealand is a fantastic place to jump off of things. Canyons, planes, bridges, deep ends it's all here. The adrenaline flow will be strong with you throughout your travels here. But which one is best? To judge these I have created the patented brown index. The score zero being no chance of involuntary bowel movement to 10, which can be described as 'Oh god, oh god, I'm going to die'
Australia's worst 10 travel jobs
Greetings from your ghost of travel future. Slow down, deep breaths, it's fine, you have gone insane. Whilst we can't be prepared for all the wonders that travel brings, here are some helpful tips for your next adventure